Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Nicks Storm!

I’m the boom to your box
I’m the person that never
Knocks
I’m the life of the party

I’m the guest who needs
No invitation
I’m the highest point of a roller coaster
Your favorite part

I’m the first snow of the year
The one you wait for
I’m throwing the cap at graduation
The moment you’ll never forget

I’m the energizer bunny
I keep going and going
I’m the star in the sky
I’m always glowing
Jeepers Creepers
First they see you and then they start creeping.
They try to talk and text you tonight.
Keeping you from sleeping because they’re peeping.
They love that you are like dynamite.

All they want is to go on a date.
They say you are sexy so they want to score.
So now they will sit home and comp template.
They are sore because they adore you more and more.

Block the creeper forever and ever.
You yell so loud they will never love another.
Your more clever, your connection, now severed.
They will never talk again it like they’re smothered.

Crazy creepers could never stand a chance.
Dancing and prancing on to the next romance.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Santos McMulroy Special

Women are the center of a tootsie pop
Browsing strawberry blondes at the candy shop
Women of ill-repute are petty treats
The cheapest and least satisfying of all sweets
Ladies, however, are Godiva, expensive and fine
The type you take home to mom after you wine and dine

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Music is a crash cart!!!


Music is a crash cart       
When it touches you it jumps your heart
It gives you the motivation to live
You do a dance a little jig
Music will resurrect you

Thursday, February 2, 2012

It's gotta be done!

Please make sure it’s done
No time for procrastinating
How much credit will you get none

A bum is not what you wanna be
It’s gotta be done
Do your work and then you’ll see

Please make sure its done
Even if it’s only a little
Or even  a ton